dies-first:

varkarrus:

whoburntmytoast:

ghostkld:

h…

HEWWO????

This is the only version of this meme I will accept

PWEASE SAVE ME MR. OBAMA

estpolis:

estpolis:

i think censorship should be exclusively reserved for people who use the word waifu. i think the right to free speech should not extend to people who use the word waifu.

exhibit a

supermoviemaniac:

CAPTAIN MARVEL PROMO ART!

The mohawk helmet is just the greatest thing ever 😍

myrrhguy:

sandersstudies:

This is so

Unnecessary

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

the-birbler:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

The titanic but IN SPACE

this is what is written on elon musk’s whiteboard at all times

this may be the single most critical thing anyone has commented on one of my posts, thank you

forbiddencronch:

bogleech:

bugkeeping:

bugkeeping:

yall ever heard of beetle jelly

theyre these little cups of jelly ppl use to feed their pet beetles and they come in like 30 flavors

beetle keeping is so ordinary in Japan that you can buy beetle jelly at their equivalent to 99 cent stores :(

You’re telling me there are these cute and colorful and ridiculously tiny cups of jelly that are solely and specifically made for BEETLE CONSUMPTION

theavengers:

Yay, another broken white boy for me to fix.

thorduna:

• I didn’t do it for him.
• I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again.
• I love Thor more dearly than any of you.
• … Odinson.
• Maybe in time an accident befalls the Grandmaster and then you… and I…
• You’re my brother and my friend and sometimes I’m envious but never doubt that I love you.
• It’s nothing. It’s a heartbeat. You will never be ready.
  

aceniall:

baby boomer: kids nowadays are too sensitive

teenager: *wears a hat indoors*

baby boomer: 

chrisevas:

I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends.

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

paper-mario-wiki:

kalgalen:

thepictogirl:

kalgalen:

kalgalen:

Goddang raven tap dancing on my roof

Get A Job

That IS his job

OH my bad sir please proceed

this my favorite edgar allen poe poem

viudanegraaa:

dailytony:

me: when will the mcu characters recognize how amazing tony is, instead of trash everything he does??

thanos:
- tells tony he respects him
- talks about how smart tony is
- admits that tony is #relatable because he deals with great pressure
- pets tony’s hair when he’s injured
- genuinely hopes tony not to be forgotten after his death

me: not……..like that….but.. yeah!! ….i guess??

captonystark:

#me getting a “snack” at 2am trying not to wake my parents up